Every year, 7,978,345 people needlessly caption photos on the net. Every time someone captions a photo on the net, somewhere in the world, a little bit of good taste and good humor dies. This can cause catastrophic tsunamis and tornados. The more you know.
First ones Heil H'"#%>R!...bro... Second ones, ' Stop or I'll have my employees taser you! then execute you! 3rd is, ' Hi, I can't colour co-ordinate my clothing and have been told to kill myself! And lastly, ' but MOST of all! women hurt me!.....Up Here!!"