jcru was not eaten by lions as previously thought. Turns out that ARKM Sabers blade plugs (all versions) are a natural lion repellent. jcru liked them so much, he bought two more Graflex Razor blade plugs. Remember kids, don't go into the jungle without your ARKM Sabers Razor blade plugs. They will keep you safe from lions.... and dogs, especially scary ones.
EDIT: Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed in this post are those of Scary Vader Dog and do not necessarily reflect the official policy, position or opinions of ARKM Sabers, Imperial Royal Arms or their affiliates. The official opinion of ARKM Sabers, Imperial Royal Arms and their affiliates is that blade plugs are NOT a repellent of lions and/or dogs. However they have been known to repel some women when brought up for conversation or shown off as something that is "cool".
I just finished up a commission for jcru and he couldn't have been easier to work with. He was clear and concise about what he wanted and still open to suggestions. There weren't any crazy demands or unreal time frames. He was quick to answer any questions I had for him. He never once hounded me for an update. He paid me before I even asked for it. Who does that? Really, he's everything you'd ask for. It was like some weird dream or alternate reality where somebody actually gets it. If he approaches you for a commission you'd be a fool not to take it. He's a real fan and a super nice guy. People like him are why we build these things.